I was in Majorca last year and this old woman came and sat down near me and my girlfriend. I looked up to see her crotch at eye level and it looked like someone has rammed a massive black curly wing down her crotch. The abyss of her rancid nether regions still haunt me to this very day. However I am sure she had some lovely pubic hair tan lines to show her grandchildren when she got back home. Shaving at the beach is a must.