When will the world stop discriminating against Pastifarians and let followers of the almighty and merciful Flying Spaghetti Monster worship in peace? What has society come to when a man can’t even wear the ‘Spaghetti Cullender of Worship’ on his head? A man should be allowed to show his loyalty to his Noodiliness and spread his meaty and saucy goodness about the land. Not only did the Flying Spaghetti Monster boil for our sins, but now his followers must be discriminated and downtrodden. Disgraceful!